Publisher's Synopsis
Ready for a religious rollercoaster where salvation is secondary to Swiss bank accounts? Welcome to the glittering empire of Dr. Mat Zalford - televangelist, CEO, and self-declared Apostle of Affluence(TM). Forget charity and humble prayers; Zalford's gospel is turbocharged with LED-lit miracles, gold-plated fog machines, and a God who only blesses those in silk robes and six-figure tithes.
Gone are soup kitchens - in Zalford's Holy Trinity of Televangelism (Spectacle, Sponsorship, and Swiss Accounts), your faith is judged by your offering receipts. Each Sunday sermon is a Broadway-grade prosperity pageant: think hydraulic pulpits, flaming LED halos, and a chandelier shaped like a dove projectile-vomiting coins. Meanwhile, his wife Amelia beams beside him, assuring the faithful that the poor are rich in "ethereal, unspendable blessings." (How lovely for them.)Zalford doesn't just preach the Word - he monetizes it. His Bentleys come with Bible verses etched on the hoods. His Rolexes tick to the rhythm of divine ROI. His third yacht, The Floating Epistle, doubles as a mobile baptismal spa - because why not get dunked in style? From humble beginnings to tax-exempt tycoon, Zalford's rise is the stuff of inspirational memoirs - literally. From Meek to Millionaire topped charts in "Christian Inspiration" and "Financial Manipulation" alike. Politicians grovel for his endorsements, networks jostle for his sermons, and billboards beam his glittery grin from every corner.
In this novel, faith gets a high-definition makeover, complete with heavenly branding and platinum-card salvation. So, if you've ever wondered what happens when televangelism meets capitalism, buckle up.
Will you join the faithful in their quest for spiritual affluence, or will you stand by the gates, wondering where your prayers went so horribly, hilariously wrong?
