Publisher's Synopsis
In this hilarious book you will find out that
- In Indiana, it is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public
- In Australia, It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath
- In England, it is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance
- In France, no pig may be addressed as Napoleon by its owner
- In Scotland, it is illegal to be a drunk in possession of a cow
- In Thailand, it is illegal to leave your house if you are not wearing underwear
- In Singapore, As it is considered pornographic, you may not walk around your home nude
There are a further ninety-four other laws, some whimsical, others downright bizarre, all real, in the pages of YOU MAY NOT TIE AN ALLIGATOR TO A FIRE HYDRANT enhanced with forty witty and elegant original pen and ink drawings by Ward Schumaker. Each law is set off with a description, comments and a complete legal reference, making this a perfect book for the huge audience captivated by The Darwin Awards and Our Dumb Century.
