Publisher's Synopsis
There is a Bewildering Number of Churches to Choose from, which could not all be Right in their Heads: beCause they are Contradictory, which spells CONFUSION in the Mind of any Innocent Person, who might be Searching for the Riit Cherch to Attend Services, who would just Naturally Expect them to Accept the Biblical Doctrines as he or she might Understand those Doctrines, after reading only Parts of the Bible, and only Half-heartedly: beCause, hardly anyone has enough Time to Study it, nowadays: beCause of being Distracted by Countless Things ― such as the Vain Things that can be found on TV Screens, which are mostly 100% Pure Edomite Nonsense! In Fact, you could Watch TV Programs, until you are Driven Crazy by them; and, you could also Attend Church Services, until you are Driven Crazy by them: beCause of all of the Contradictions and Confusion, which is why most People go to Church for the Purpose of Attending the Potluck Dinner afterwards ― that is, if they have any Potluck Picnics, and all of the Smart Churches do: beCause they would not otherwise be Satisfied with the Services. Nevertheless, which Church is the Right Church? Which one is Good in the Eyes of God? Which one would Jesus Attend? Probably none of them: beCause they have very little to Offer in the Way of Enlightenment, such as one can easily Discover within this Inspired Book. Just Read it, and you will See what we Mean: beCause, it is Really Enlightening to the Mind!
