What the Censored Is It About Cats

IN ANCIENT EGYPT
CATS WERE WORSHIPPED AS GODS
THEY HAVE NEVER FORGOTTEN THIS

A dog will lay itself down at your feet and give you its heart, its
life, and its entire existence.

A cat... will choose YOU. Or not. Or it will ignore you. Or it will
harrass you into giving up your favourite chair. Or get in the way of
your work. Or vocally demand things that it feels are its due. A cat
will leave daitny little paw prints on your soul, and lure you in with
soft fluffy murder mittens right until it shows you its claws.
You don't 'own' a cat. A cat 'owns' you, and your entire life becomes
theirs the moment they lay claim to you.

And you accept that, and you glory in it, and you give the cat
everything it asks for, and a bunch of things it didn't, and you
count yourself lucky to be allowed to do it.

What the @$%(#$& is it about cats?!