Publisher's Synopsis
There is Plenty of Space on Mount Rushmore for the Heads of some Real American Heroes, including that of our Selected King, who is the Inspired Author of more than 364 Uuneek Books, which preezent "Guaranteed Solutions!" (HOW to Solve our Local and Global Problems in the Most-Rational Manner Possible!) By The Worldwide People's Revolution!(R) Book 080. However, being a Humble Honest Person, he does not Want his Head Mounted in Stone on that Dakota Mountain: beCause it is Against the Second Commandment of Jehovah God, who Forbids us to Worship any Idols, nor have any False Governments above his own Good Government, which does what is Riit for ALL Peoples, Worldwide, if they are Willing to Learn, Believe, Love and Obey "The New MAGNIFIED Version of the 20 Commandments," which can be Discovered in: "LIGHTNING STRIKES Versus Lightning Bugs!" (HOW you can Become Moderately RICH, without Telling any Lies nor Selling any Trash!) By The Worldwide People's Revolution!(R) Book 074, whereby there will be no Need for Collecting Taxes for Supporting Police DEPARTments, Courthouses, Jails, Judges, Lawyers, Prisons, nor Prison Keepers: beCause of being Liberated by "The Swanky Sword of Divine Truths!" (The Most-Powerful Weapon in the Whole Universe!) By The Worldwide People's Revolution!(R) Book 067. Therefore, what would Moses and Jesus Do with the Statues and Monuments in "The Divided States of United Lies!" (The so-called "United States of North America" in Disguise!) By The Worldwide People's Revolution!(R) Book 058, if they were in Charge of Things? Well, this Inspired Book presents the Best Solution for that Little Problem, which everyone will Love, if they Study it! Otherwise, they are Welcome to Liv in the Darkness of Ignorance until the Judgment Day, when God will say: "Did I not Inspire my Selected King to Reveal the Best Solutions to you People?" And you will Naturally Respond with your Sorry Excuses, which will Crumble and Fall, like the Rubble Rocks around Mount Rushmore, whereby you will Hang your Heads and Cry with Great Shame: beCause, none of you will Enter into the Holy Kingdom of All that is GOOD!
