Publisher's Synopsis
What Will Really Happen In 2012?: Mysteries Of The 13 B'aktun Paradox Decoded... is a tongue-in-cheek book which is skeptical of the idea that anything special is going to happen in the year 2012. Externally, the book looks just like every other 2012 conspiracy theory book - with a crappily-Photoshopped cover design, and a back jacket containing pseudoscientific jargon, specious research qualifications, ominous insinuations about global conspiracies, and wildly implausible doomsday scenarios. Unlike other 2012 titles, however, this book is likely to elicit consternation from the credulous, while providing a good chuckle for the scientifically-literate.
REVIEWS
"I laughed like I haven't laughed in years. Absolutely epic."
- Brian Dunning, Skeptoid.com
"Very clever!"
- Michael Shermer, Skeptic Magazine
"Well done! I laughed pretty hard."
- Phil Plait, BadAstronomy.com
"Very Funny."
- Steven Novella, The Skeptics Guide To The Universe
"Absolutely brilliant work."
- Derek Bartholomaus, JennyMcCarthyBodyCount.com
FROM THE BACK COVER
At long last and just in time; a book with some real answers to the 2012 mystery.
Renowned occult scholar and apocryphal researcher Brian M. Clark of the Discriminate Media Research Institute has spent untold hours in cross-disciplinary study, combing through innumerable volumes of raw data and published journals from highly-regarded researchers in fields as far-ranging as: Astrology, Parapsychology, Revisionist History, Pataphysics, and of course, Quantum Mechanics. Arriving at a totally revolutionary and heretofore un-proposed thesis to explain the 2012 paradox, in this exciting new book he authoritatively addresses the most pertinent of issues facing humanity today:
The answers to all these riveting questions and more are found within this tell-all expose. Read it while you can... read it while there's still time!
