Publisher's Synopsis
Sally and Jeff are the finest (and only) members of humanity's most absurd reconnaissance team. Their mission? Find a habitable planet for colonization, and plant the Federation flag. Their motto? We come in peace. You can tell-we're scantily clad and heavily armed. Their rules? If you're ugly, they shoot you.
But as they hop from planet to planet, things start getting weird. Some aliens are too pretty, some are too ugly, and some think Sally and Jeff are the uggos. Others are overly handsy, downright rude, or just way too sophisticated to blast on sight. Sally-definitely the brains of the duo-starts to wonder if their entire approach might be, oh, slightly flawed. But will Jeff ever admit that? Probably not.
A comedic, satirical space romp full of over-the-top encounters, misguided bravado, and two very questionable explorers who may just be the worst first impression humanity could possibly offer.
When interstellar explorers Jeff and Sally land on what they think is an unclaimed world, they quickly discover they're late to the party. The planet's actual resident-a laid-back, well-read, and surprisingly hospitable "monster" named Bob-sets the record straight. From scaring off pint-sized flag planters to time-traveling for profit, the duo find themselves entangled in a bizarre, hilarious, and unexpectedly lucrative adventure. Along the way, they befriend barbecue-loving Gorn, sarcastic Andorians, and a tentacled James Cagney impersonator-all while learning that sometimes, the best way to conquer a world... is to just ask nicely.
A fast-paced, comedic sci-fi romp for fans of Douglas Adams, Galaxy Quest, and Star Trek with a twist.
