Publisher's Synopsis
What do kids love? Dumb jokes. (So does Uncle John!) That's why we're following up our series of Bathroom Readers For Kids Only with this dazzling collection of jokes: gross jokes, monster-jokes, and knock-knock jokes, to mention just a few, plus tricky riddles, classic games, amazing anecdotes, and much more. Here's a painful preview (and don't say we didn't warn you):
·What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo? A fur coat with big pockets.
·Knock-Knock. Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida called first but the phone's not working.
·What goes Ho, ho, ho! Plop? Santa Claus, laughing his head off.
·What happened when the ghost disappeared in the fog? He was mist.
·Knock-Knock. Who's there? Saul. Saul who? Saul there is, there ain't no more.
·What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo? A fur coat with big pockets.
·Knock-Knock. Who's there? Ida. Ida who? Ida called first but the phone's not working.
·What goes Ho, ho, ho! Plop? Santa Claus, laughing his head off.
·What happened when the ghost disappeared in the fog? He was mist.
·Knock-Knock. Who's there? Saul. Saul who? Saul there is, there ain't no more.
