Unburdened by the Problems of Success A Humorous Account on How to Achieve Absolutely Nothing

The raucous tales of the author and his mates in Edinburgh Scotland navigating adulthood, soccer, university, jobs, women and most of all pubs, in their sidesplitting missteps, bizarre adventures and escapades. The book takes us on a hilarious journey by the group, accompanied by 40,000 Scots, to see a soccer match in London. It introduces Henry, a retired racehorse, who gives an unsuspecting bareback rider gives the scariest ride ever. Meet Bruce the Labrador who stops another dog from committing suicide. Get pick up tips from three of the most unlikely Casanovas who ever entered a pub. Ever had your hair cut with pinking shears. Meet the young lady who did and then goes on a vendetta to track down the author so she could return the shears in the most inappropriate manner. As one early reader put it "This must be the funniest book of 2016. It is full of comical stories, anecdotes, satire, strange happenings and pure wit."