Publisher's Synopsis
Sometimes, when we want to blow off steam, we need to have a good comeback before silly arguments turn into a full altercation. If you are of dark humor, then we have got a treat for you. These can easily throw your opponent off their feet and have them quiet for a while.
Below are some really great and hilariously funny insults for you to mutter under your breath, and if need be, you can tweak them to suit you. I love reading through them and imagining that that is what I would have said, but I don't think I would have the courage to use any of them on anyone in the spirit of peace.
Disclaimer: These are not meant to cause quarrels and should not be used In a heated argument. They are only to be used for personal reasons or with friends you consider close. Please do take care before you get physically hurt.