Publisher's Synopsis
My name is Colette.
This book is about me.
Who am I?
To be perfectly honest,
I'm not exactly sure who I am.
I guess you could say
I'm the fifteen-year-old daughter
of an annoyingly famous movie star.
Or maybe
I'm the eighteen-year-old daughter
of a famous movie star's stand-in.
Or maybe
I'm the thousand-year-old daughter
of a vampire....
Having trouble guessing
which one of these stories is true?
Join the club.
My friends
have a joke about me:
How can you tell if Colette is lying?
Her mouth is open.
