Publisher's Synopsis
Prepare to meet a tortoise on a trampoline (boing!), a cat who bites back (ouch) and a poor little rich dog (whimper). You'll find out what all the fashionable ferrets are wearing at the moment - and how your average cat reacts to being served the wrong brand of cat food. MI-AOW!
The speed cameras are flashing
But they can't identify
A hamster in the fast lane
As he roly-polys by.
No more tickles on the tummy,
No more crummy little cage.
One hundred miles an hour at least,
Fuelled by hamster rage.
(from 'There's a Hamster in the Fast Lane' by Brian Moses)
