Publisher's Synopsis
This collection is the complete works of Johnny Two Kebabs so far. How he rose to fame by ingesting two doner kebabs in one minute fifty-nine seconds after already having consumed thirteen pints of lager, how he foiled a Russian assassination and a series of terror attacks in the U.K. and how he solved the "mixed doner murders case" while at the same time setting out the rules on "diversity and inclusion." We learn about the "conscious vigilante's" "code" as well as his methods not only of criminal investigation but also of seduction.
