Publisher's Synopsis
Welcome to Splittail, where trouble abounds, and High Sheriff Ron Ball's magnificent mustache is the last line of defense between order and chaos.
Armed with twenty-plus years of questionable law enforcement experience and his ever-faithful deputy, Sheriff Ball faces down insurmountable evil: Goat-lovers, peeping Indians, hinky brunos, cheesemongers, pumpkin-pokers, and worst of all-social progress. Fueled by tacos and Orange Fanta, Sheriff Ball navigates investigations, elections, and matters of the heart with his own particular brand of justice.
So take a ride down Creosote Causeway and join Sheriff Ball as he strives to uphold the law (kind of), dispenses timeless wisdom (not really), and struggles to keep his town exactly the same as it was yesterday-just the way God intended.
A masterwork of small-town absurdity that will leave you laughing, cringing, and thanking your lucky stars you don't live in Splittail. Then again, it beats Schenectady.
