Publisher's Synopsis
Romping through his private and professional lives, a child psychologist culls funny, outrageous and sometimes sad vignettes in which he:
- is spooked by a lump of blue coal
- is involved in a nun's death
- orders up a pornographic pizza
- meets a beady-eyed snowman
- lends Betsy Ross a helping hand
- is outwitted by a raccoon
- treats Santa Claus for a seasonal depression
- conjures up a killer dog as a pet
- resolves a child's birthday dilemma
- is stumped by a locked room murder mystery
- confronts a Latino Santa Claus in a grocery store
- survives in the world of competitive bridge tournaments,
