Publisher's Synopsis
One CD / 90 minutes
Everyone who follows the news and has a sense of humor won't be able to resist The Onion's Finest News Reporting, Volume 1. After all, who wants to be left out of the loop on such important stories as these?
--Clinton Deploys Vowels to Bosnia: Operation Vowel Storn Will Make Countless Bosnian Names More Pronounceable
--Jesus Christ Returns to NBA
--Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes
--I Can't Stand My Filthy Hippy Owner, by Thunder the Ferret
The two million people who log on to The Onion web site each month, the 360,000 readers of The Onion weekly newspaper, all the readers who made Our Dumb Century a bestseller are sure to make this audiobook a huge success.
