Publisher's Synopsis
In Ekwueme's world, there is no normal. He was just a typical guy, living out his typical life making condoms by the forest. But that all changed when he met Gentius D. Due to circumstances unforseen even by the mighty Chicken God, Ekwueme found himself in a bind that left him even more clueless than George Bush himself. That's when he accidentally stumbled upon the lost legend of the fabled Narwhal at the Car Mall. Could this narwhal cure his ailment? What dangers will Ekwueme face on his quest? If there's one thing I can tell you, it's that Ekwueme is in for one heck of a ride. Alright, now that I got all that cliche shit out of the way, I can tell you what this book is really about. If you're picking this book up with the expectation of finding great literature, get yourself a refund and find yourself a copy of the communist manifesto. Trust me, you will find infinitely more logic and coherency there. This book is, quite honestly, a steaming pile of shit. But you know what? With great shits come great satisfaction. So if you're not the type that is easily offended and can laugh at incoherent nonsense, then read on my child. I wish you luck on your journey.
