Publisher's Synopsis
TUNE IN. TURN ON. GEEK OUT.
Sorry, beautiful people. These days, from government to business to technology to Hollywood, geeks rule the world.
Finally, here's the book no self-respecting geek can live without-a guide jam-packed with 314.1516 short entries both useful and fun. Science, pop-culture trivia, paper airplanes, and pure geekish nostalgia coexist as happily in these pages as they do in their natural habitat of the geek brain.
In short, dear geek, here you'll find everything you need to achieve nirvana. And here, for you pathetic nongeeks, is the last chance to save yourselves: Love this book, live this book, and you too can join us in the experience of total world domination.
become a sudoku god
brew your own beer
build a laser beam
classify all living things
clone your pet
exorcise demons
find the world's best corn mazes
grasp the theory of relativity
have sex on Second Life
injure a fish
join the Knights Templar
kick ass with sweet martial-arts moves
learn ludicrous emoticons
master the Ocarina of Time
pimp your cubicle
program a remote control
quote He-Man and Che Guevara
solve fiendish logic puzzles
touch Carl Sagan
unmask Linus Torvalds
visit Beaver Lick, Kentucky
win bar bets
write your name in Elvish
Join us or die, you will.
Begun, the Geek Wars have
