Publisher's Synopsis
Written specifically with the enquiring homosexual in mind, this new guide offers a humorous look at the strange and often inexplicable habits of heterosexuals. It reveals everything you need to know about the straight world and answers those questions that have probably been plaguing you for years, like: Why are their dogs so big? Why are they afraid of bright colours? Why do show tunes scare them? And, of course, that perennial puzzler: What do heterosexuals do in bed?