Publisher's Synopsis
"STAGGER INTO THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE-WITH QUESTIONABLE STYLE!"
In a world overrun by zombies, chaos reigns, and survival is optional (if you're Todd). But fear not! THE QUESTIONABLE STEP DAD is here to guide you through the UNDEAD-infested madness with wit, sarcasm, and just enough wisdom to keep you breathing.
Inside these pages, you'll discover:
- The Sacred (and Hilarious) Rules of Survival - From learning to outrun your friends (not the zombies) to keeping Todd away from anything flammable.
- How to Spot Danger Before It Bites You - Literally.
- The Art of Creative Escapes - Because one exit plan is never enough, especially when Todd's involved.
- Bonus Commandments! - Why stop at 12 when the apocalypse demands extra rules (and extra laughs)?
Packed with questionable advice, biting humor, and the occasional life-saving tip, this guide isn't just about surviving the apocalypse-it's about surviving it with a grin.
What People (Probably) Say About This Book:
"Finally, a survival guide for people who are equal parts desperate and slightly unhinged." - Probably Someone's Uncle.
"If sarcasm could kill zombies, this book would be a weapon." - A Fictional Critic.
"I am Todd, and I endorse this message." - Please Ignore Todd.
Whether you're dodging zombies or simply trying to survive family game night, The 12 Commandments for Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse will have you laughing through the chaos-and maybe learning a thing or two along the way.
GRAB YOUR COPY NOW! BECAUSE THE ONLY THING SCARIER THAN ZOMBIES IS TRYING TO SURVIVE-WITHOUT ONE!
