Publisher's Synopsis
In perhaps the oddest science fiction work to date, follow Nimrod Wacker as he makes his way from Louisiana all the way to Afghanistan to save the Earth. Along the way, he joins the Army, becomes a carnie, electrocutes an elephant, fights Bigfoot, fends off constant chupacabra attacks, travels to the Moon to meet the sons of Satan, meets six women who love to torture men, is shipwrecked, is saved by a skeleton, cures horrible diseases, fights misogyny, is hounded and attacked by the lady with the Eagle Back Tattoo and her friend Rasheed, works at a hospital that inflicts pain to bad people, settles in Afghanistan, and ultimately has the opportunity to save the world after traveling to meet the Wizard of Nimroz. One thing is for certain, you will never forget this novel!
