Publisher's Synopsis
What is it like being born in a redneck household, guns, peeing standing up and farting and holding your girlfriends head under the covers. Yes, Forest Hump would overcome his disability by becoming a conformist and never asking questions. He would become a great entrepreneur and a leader, maintaining the status quo; Never tax a rich guy, cutting SNAP, Medicaid and benefit programs for the poor, and maintaining a Kakistocracy.