Publisher's Synopsis
SIDE-SPLITTING JOKES TO SHARE WITH FAMILY, FRIENDS & COWORKERS
Don’t you want to be the person with an endless supply of jokes? InThe Big Ass Book of Jokes, there’s a joke to tell every day about everything—from midgets, blind people and blondes to lawyers, priests and politicians.
•Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
They don’t have time.
•Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day.
•The customs agent asks Collin to identify a bottle in his luggage.
“That’s holy water from Rome,” says Collin. The customs agent opens it and says, “This smells more like whisky.”
“Isn’t that amazing,” says Collin. “Another miracle!”
•A blonde finds her husband in bed with a redhead, so she grabs a gun and holds it to her own head. The husband begs her not to shoot herself.
The blonde shouts at him, “Shut up! You’re next!”
•A man walks by a poker game in a casino that has three men and a dog. “That’s a very smart dog,” says the man.
“He’s not so cleaver,” says one of the players. “Every time he gets
Don’t you want to be the person with an endless supply of jokes? InThe Big Ass Book of Jokes, there’s a joke to tell every day about everything—from midgets, blind people and blondes to lawyers, priests and politicians.
•Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
They don’t have time.
•Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit in the boat and drink beer all day.
•The customs agent asks Collin to identify a bottle in his luggage.
“That’s holy water from Rome,” says Collin. The customs agent opens it and says, “This smells more like whisky.”
“Isn’t that amazing,” says Collin. “Another miracle!”
•A blonde finds her husband in bed with a redhead, so she grabs a gun and holds it to her own head. The husband begs her not to shoot herself.
The blonde shouts at him, “Shut up! You’re next!”
•A man walks by a poker game in a casino that has three men and a dog. “That’s a very smart dog,” says the man.
“He’s not so cleaver,” says one of the players. “Every time he gets
