Publisher's Synopsis
Kill quotas. Health insurance. Exploding interns. Welcome to the modern workplace-assassination division.
Toby Graves is the world's most mediocre contract killer. He's got a company ID, a blood-stained tie, and a nervous breakdown scheduled for Tuesday. But when the Assassins' Union declares a strike-halting all murders globally-Toby becomes an accidental symbol of rebellion... mostly because everyone else got blown up. Hunted by corporate drones (literally), stalked by a psycho influencer with a kill channel, and shadowed by Brenda from HR (who may or may not be Satan), Toby has one chance to survive: spark a revolution in a world where efficiency is deadly and your coworkers really are out to kill you. The Assassins' Union Is on Strike is a high-octane satire packed with gunfire, sarcasm, bureaucratic hellscapes, and the most terrifying villain of all: performance evaluations.
