Publisher's Synopsis
The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy
Vol. I - Welcome to the Low-Budget Twilight Zone of East Los Angeles
Welcome to a world where cursed joints rewrite your DNA, Bigfoot teaches boot camp in Echo Park, and emotional breakdowns are processed over King Taco and unlicensed therapy. The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy is an unapologetically foul-mouthed, wildly surreal, and deeply stupid-smart collection of stories chronicling the lives of two potheads who keep stumbling into cosmic nonsense like they've got a death wish-or worse, a purpose.
This isn't science fiction. This isn't satire. This is East LA through a kaleidoscope of metaphysical weed smoke, gender-swapping mishaps, military-grade trauma, and deeply questionable friendships. These are the stories your brain makes up when it's too high to drive but just paranoid enough to see the truth of the universe-and it's yelling at you in Spanglish.
Across these pages, you'll find:
- Cursed weed that turns your best homie into a chica mid-hit.
- Bigfoot in short shorts coaching you through a fourth-dimensional training montage.
- Interdimensional Monopoly games with real-life consequences.
- A transdimensional hookup gone wrong.
- A girl so fine you'll question your gender, sexuality, and lease agreement.
- And Uncle Rob, a conspiracy-loving mad genius who probably shouldn't be trusted with lighters, much less space-time.
Told in a raw, relentless voice that's equal parts absurdist comedy and backyard philosophy, this collection dives headfirst into the chaos of growing up, f***ing up, and trying to make sense of a world where nothing-including your own body-is guaranteed to stay the same.
Fans of Rick and Morty, Cheech and Chong, South Park, and underground cult comics will feel right at home here-so long as "home" is a busted couch with weed crumbs in the cushions and a dimensional rift in the bathroom.
Underneath the chaos, The Adventures of Chino and Homeboy still asks real questions: What does identity mean when your body stops listening? What's friendship worth when the universe won't shut up? And how high do you have to be to accidentally fix your life?
Warning: Contains adult language, adult situations, deeply immature adults, and an unhealthy amount of tacos. This book is not for children-unless your kid is cool as hell and has already seen some s**t.
