Publisher's Synopsis
From the bestseller wannabe, Paul Myer, come tales of retired killers, android caregivers, friendly cannibals, gift-wrapped pigeon droppings, talking condiments, brave breasts, a gambling angel, woolly mammoths, CIA agents and a Jewish Santa Claus; all of which are some of the ingredients in this eclectic collection of short stories sure to entertain the reader from page one or quite possibly the copyright page. Just turn each page to find out what makes the author's mind tick. If you do find out, please let him know or at least give him a clue.
