Publisher's Synopsis
Ever been trapped in a meeting where the ideas are so wild, you're convinced you've just entered a parallel universe? Or perhaps you're dying to tell a coworker that their suggestion is absolutely ridiculous, but you're not quite sure how to avoid the HR department's wrath? Fear no more-Stamped! is here to save the day!
This book is the ultimate guide to saying exactly what you're thinking, without having to face the wrath of HR, your boss, or that one coworker who thinks they're a "creative genius" every time they open their mouth. Packed with witty, clever, and totally HR-approved phrases, this book teaches you how to expertly dodge landmines in the office while still delivering those sweet burns. From the classic "I see where you're coming from" (which secretly means "That is literally the dumbest thing I've heard all week") to "That's an interesting approach" (which translates to "Did you Google this, or just pull it out of thin air?"), Stamped! helps you finesse your way through those cringe-worthy moments when you're this close to telling your coworker to "go back to the drawing board." Perfect for the office prankster, the frustrated team player, or anyone who's had to politely endure the endless parade of bad ideas that somehow make it past your colleague's desk. This book is the ultimate gag gift for coworkers who need a little humor to get through the daily grind. Use it as your secret weapon to speak your mind-without ever having to deal with the consequences. Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, dramatic eye rolls, and a newfound confidence in navigating awkward office moments. Use with caution-or at least, with a strong cup of coffee.
