Publisher's Synopsis
TIMMY!
Okay, here's the thing.
We wanted to fill this blurb with loads of nasty South Park quotes, filled with all the vulgar language and sexual innuendo you've come to love. But the internet would never let us do that. What a bunch of as- annoying twits.
But don't let that put you off from buying this book! The South Park Colouring Book is packed full with fifty amazing images. This thing's almost as fat as Cartman, and twice as disgusting to look at. What other reason could you possibly want for buying this book?
Well, there's Butters. That's something.
Don't get caught with your hand down your pants! Pick up your copy of the South Park Colouring Book today. Just don't let your parents see you with it, mmkay?
