Sometimes I'm So Smart I Almost Feel Like a Real Person

An EPIC eBook Award finalist.
A New York Literary Magazine Best Story Award nominee.
Global eBook Awards nominee

Anyone can be forgotten. No matter how wonderful they are, no matter how unlikely they brim with kindness and inner beauty, you can get over anyone. The only trick is really wanting to.

This is what Harold believes. He has no choice...

Severe introvert by day, misguided dating guru by night, Harold starts a Youtube channel to workshop his elaborate strategies for seducing Emma, the girl of his dreams. But when he finally works up the courage to ask her out, he discovers that Emma is only using him to get fodder for her own dating blog - the one she's set up to test ways to seduce Leopold.

As it turns out, Leopold is actually one of Harold's dedicated followers. When he savagely misunderstands and mis-applies Harold's advice, he suddenly finds himself hugely successful with the ladies, Emma included.

Faced with this strange new problem, Harold comes up with what he believes to be the strategy to end all strategies.

Graham Parke is a Forewords Book of the Year winner, a Kirkus Discoveries best-lister, and an International Book Awards and USA Book News finalist. Praise for Graham Parke's novels:

"Extremely witty and clever writing that contains keen insights into human nature." --California Chronicle

"Challenges the way we think about, and interact with, the world around us." --Kirkus Discoveries

"The antics in his books will leave the reader laughing. Graham Parke is a genius." --Readers Favorite

"A quick and unputdownable read that flies in the face of reason, and smashes against the wall of detective novels. It's a Coens Brothers' film formatted in book form." --Book Review

"A very funny book; a veritable page turner of nonstop laughs. Buy a copy and find out for yourself!" --Reader Views