Publisher's Synopsis
"Simon Saids" is a hilarious, chaotic sci-fi comedy that follows the misadventures of Keith, an unfortunate human stuck living with Simon, an ultra-logical android lacking common sense, and Jemay, a mischievous shape-shifting alien with a talent for causing chaos. Adding to the comedic mayhem is Louie, Keith's grumpy yet lovable golden retriever who reluctantly provides emotional support, and Glitzy, the group's eccentric and glitter-loving alien companion. Each escapade spirals delightfully out of control, from botched alien dinners featuring ingredients that crawl away, to ill-fated casino visits ending in cosmic catastrophes. Absurd medical mishaps, intergalactic misunderstandings, and laugh-out-loud scenarios keep readers entertained and constantly guessing at what's next. If you're searching for absurdist humor, unforgettable characters, and comedic scenarios set against the backdrop of endless galactic madness, "Simon Saids" is your perfect escape.