Publisher's Synopsis
Ania Iannamico was 14. Manuel Avalos was 15. The story goes that the two of them, while browsing the library in their high school, stumbled upon a very old book written with strange symbols. That night they both had dreams of a magical black man in a fez telling them that they were the chosen ones, and giving them a very vague translation of the symbols. The next day, Manny and Ania set to work deciphering the book, which they discovered was the Ronabai, the written teachings of the mermaid prophet Rocky Lithone. They soon figured out that the Ronabai was the holy book of the one true religion of the world, Soliditarianism, sent by time travel to precisely this time period to reteach the world about the true faith. This book is their final translation, ready to enlighten and harden all who read it. Read the Ronabai and learn about the creation of Unicorns, Quaggas, and become Solid! Read about vampires' origins, The Land Of Because F*** You That's Why, and the magical glitter marshmallows from the planet Riotrenda. Go to http: //www.facebook.com/solid.is.so.solid or http: //www.uniquagga.com/ for more information.
