Publisher's Synopsis
PRESS RELEASE;
There has been a incident during the production of a popular children's program today and casualty numbers are as yet unknown, a small pink hippo and large bear are missing and a obnoxious thing with zips for lips is not missing although we still have hope. The musical trio due to appear on today's show have been seen eating the brains of one of the shows runners, who after a completely separate incident was moved to the show for his own protection, he is unfortunately dead but we believe happier than when he was on the morning show, our thoughts are with the liable actions of all those concerned at this time.
