Publisher's Synopsis
A bunch of random stories you've heard more than once. From horror, to the morose and depressing, to the odd and lowbrow...and, perhaps, maybe even the odd highbrow; from a dirty, dangerous alley, to a not-so-happy Halloween, the demons on our couch, a possessed hedge, lame-ass zombies, Aliens looking for butts to probe, and so much more! Read them in no particular order. They're just...stories. Nothing more, perhaps less. Some were written this year, some were written ten years ago, others, in-between. I have spent the last six months re-writing, editing, editing, and editing some more. And I'll guarantee you- those who rank higher in the army of Great Grammar Empire- will surely find mistakes that I inexorably missed, or, otherwise, overlooked... All of these stories were written before the current global unrest.
