Publisher's Synopsis
Did your childhood outhouse have a toupee? Did you ever resist carving your initials into your aluminum foil shower surround? If no, then you're encouraged to read this book for one reason: to realize that you were probably rich. This is a collection of hilarious true stories about a young woman's journey from poverty to the American dream--from New York to Wyoming and back. She transforms from a frumpy tween to a tall redhead, finds her long-lost father, and witnesses unjustified arrests of her mixed-race family members. It'll make you laugh and cringe, and chances are, you've never read anything like it before. Enjoy.
