Publisher's Synopsis
Poems that make you smilePoems that make you groanPoems that make you wonderWhy you're reading them alonePoems that rhyme with rhythmPoems that simply don'tPoems that to you make sensePoems that surely won'tWho writes these poems anywayWhose mind has gone astrayJust tell your tales the normal wayI don't have time to playPoetry fans will like themLaureates will notShort stories added for a treatTo thicken out the plotPoems that make you smilePoems that make you groanPoems that make you wonderWhy you're reading them aloneOriginal Poems and Short Stories including: Poems that Make you SmileCracksSelfish MeMedicine Chest FeteReasonHow to Talk TurkeyAmber HoneyHome Again Gnome AgainThe LarboardCrystallizationWhere No Dream has Gone BeforeAn Orc Named O'RourkeOde to a RoachThe Gym Shoe TaxiRating G; Reading Level Very Easy 4th Grade; Longest Word: Crystallization
