Publisher's Synopsis
A Brilliantly Absurd Collection of Almost-Truths
From train rides and orchestras to weight loss, dogs, COVID, and an uninvited dumpster, this book is packed with poems, stories, letters, and unpaid ads that blur the line between fact and fiction-sometimes on purpose.
Smart, strange, and sneakily profound, it's the kind of humor that might fly over your head if you're not paying attention (or if you're standing too close to the 50-foot woman).
It's likely one of the thousand funniest books you'll ever read- maybe.
