Publisher's Synopsis
How can the finding of an ATM card place everyone in such terrific danger? Does the discovery of cyborgs and time travelers living among us plunge us into greater peril, or somehow alleviate the insane cover charges at bars all over the city? Can drunk board games truly decide who is the better man? Will visitors from outer space ruin a perfectly good hotel party? Is it possible to find the love of your life while intoxicated in Scranton? How does one become the King of Parade Day? And the most diabolical question of all ? Who is Tom Pagano?
