Publisher's Synopsis
Internationally renowned journalist, Gerald Greene, postpones his retirement in order to travel back in time to interview the greatest writers, fighters and thinkers that have defined and shaped the 21st century. Assisted by a temperamental time, machine, a short-tempered Doctor and dysfunctional webcam, Greene records: *The biggest (and wettest) copyright case in legal history: Be Like Water my Friend, featuring Lao Tzu, Bruce Lee and David Allen * Pizza Pandemonium as Chuck Norris and popular Guru, Krishnamurti, sit down to discuss liberty and the relevance of chest hair. * Alan Watts lectures the Shaolin Priests on how to update their training methods * Lao Tzu - explains the Origins of Everything and the Meaning of Nothing * Kwai Chang Caine reveals the importance of Flutes, Floppy Hats and faked Fighting. Fact, fiction, comedy, and drama blend together in this parody on productivity and the history of martial arts.
