Publisher's Synopsis
Allen Patterson's brilliant wit and writing style put readers in the middle of the insane events and questionable decisions that could only happen to him, and gives them a pun-filled look at his Libertarian political philosophy. His blog, The Whited Sepulchre, enjoyed worldwide popularity for just those qualities. This book includes hilarious stories of dead Chinese dogs, missing American dogs, missing American fingers, lost box trucks, caramel/duck explosions, daughters, typhoons, lobsters, pot-bellied pigs, songs, political machinations, and more. You will laugh out loud, possibly shed a tear or two, and walk away with a new motto: Don't Be Safe.
