Publisher's Synopsis
Wow kids, joing us on another belated adventure as Mattie Hancock leads the Super English Friends on another adventure! This week, poor Igor McLain has got an ouchie on his widdle fingew and it be hurt so bad! Join Mattie as he traipses around doing whatever he wants like a scrawny, less attractive, milquetoast, jowled, buffoonish, weak-willed, corrupt, morally deficient, banally evil, disgusting, parentage brought forth from raw sewage, cloying, soft-dicks, mealy-mouths, criminal, negiligent, criminally-complicit-in-the-deaths-of-thousands, profiteering-off-human-misery, uselss, unjustifiably smug, cretinous, should-be-in-jail, among-the-first-to-get-the-rope, tosser-knuckles, lecherous, HR nightmare, giant foreheaded, low testosterone having, emotionally vacant, unlikeable, punchable, proof-that-karma-isn't-real, treasonous, dung-breathed Tony Soprano. Can he help his old teddy pal Igor McLain get a bandie for his ouchie or will he disappear up his own backside, finger blasting corrupt business consultants, covertly dismantelling the NHS, and being an absolute waste of compost trapped inside an ill-fitting suit and the face of every 30 year-old who was shagging the girls in Sixth Form while you were doing your A-Levels? Who knows? I sure as hell don't.
About the author. Will U. Retire is five years old and know better than to let people die so his rich friends can make more money. This is because he isn't irredeemably evil. About the Series. Super English Friends is about a group of fictional children who try to run a fictional country, and they're all terrible human beings who in a just world would have been killed in their twenties rather than any number of good people we all know and love who died before they could truly live up to their potential. Each week we join a different fictional chum as they mess stuff up and learn absolutely nothing because nobody is holding them accountable and honestly as a country we get what we deserve at this point. Fictional country.
