Publisher's Synopsis
To all the masterminds of mediocrity, the champions of chaos, and the high-functioning dingbats who inspired this literary rollercoaster-thank you. Without your relentless absurdity, this book might have never existed... or at least, it would've been far less entertaining.
To the school corridors that echo with more gossip than learning, the staff rooms filled with backhanded compliments and front-facing fakery-your existence is the muse behind this mayhem.
A heartfelt nod to the Vice Principal, who proved that "yes-man-ship" can be turned into a full-time career. And a special, tearful (of laughter) salute to the Sports Head-who couldn't name a sport if her chai depended on it. May your cluelessness continue to enlighten us all.
