Publisher's Synopsis
Welcome to Eddenport, the galaxy's most unpredictable spaceport, where the drinks are strong, the species are stranger, and love is an all-out war.
Bill is a middling writer just trying to finish a children's book series-until his artist and best friend, Jerry, creates a scandalously over-the-top book cover based on the very real, very stunning Marla, the bartender at The Crimson Lotus. Unfortunately for Bill, Jerry's not just painting her-he's dating her. Or is he?
What follows is fifty chapters of laugh-out-loud sabotage, petty revenge, cross-species misunderstandings, and enough alien hijinks to get banned from a dozen quadrants. From Klingon grudge matches and Jawa kidnappings to Gorn bowling and Nausicaan yoga, Bill endures it all while trying to figure out if Marla might just be into him too.
Told in Bill's bumbling, self-deprecating voice, Marla, This is Nuts is a heartwarming, hilarious look at friendship, jealousy, and love in the weirdest place in the galaxy.
Rom-com meets space-opera meets absolute chaos. Hold on tight-this spaceport has no brakes.
