Publisher's Synopsis
"Hilarious and tear-jerking in turns."--Express
"A touching novel! Full of tenderness and written from the heart."--Independent
"A sharp, witty, and wise book."--Daily Mail
Some situations to avoid when preparing for your all-important, finally-I-am-fully-grown thirtieth birthday.
-Having a one-night stand with a colleague from work.
-The rash purchase of luxury items you can't afford.
-Being left by your wife.
-Losing your job.
-Suddenly becoming a single parent.
If you are coming up on thirty, whatever you do, don't do any of that. It will f*** up your whole day.
