Publisher's Synopsis
Not a Dego? No worries! You don't even need to know a Guido to cook a stellar Kickass Frozen Pizza with this Gringo written guide!
Lazy persons guide to no dishes with a delicious Kickass Frozen Pizza!- I love pizza this much
- Wouldn't have it any other way
- Make me happy and order a pizza
- Problems come and go, pizza is forever
- You've stolen a pizza my heart
- A slice a day keeps the sad away
- Pizza is the only love triangle I ever want
- In crust we trust
- Any pizza can be a personal pizza if you believe in yourself
- Roses are red, pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large and none of it's for you
- You can't make everyone happy because you're not a pizza
- No matter what happens, pizza will be there for you, thick and thin
- I am a pizzaterian, you know, when you only eat pizza
- It's okay to eat a whole pizza by yourself
- Yesterday I wanted pizza. Today I'm eating pizza. Follow your dreams
- I want pizza, not your opinion
- Unless you're a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you
- You had me at pizza
- Yes! I'm into fitness. Fitness this whole pizza in my mouth
- A pizza is basically a real-time pie chart of how much pizza is left
- You can't buy happiness but you can buy pizza and that's kind of the same thing
- There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap
- Pizza is the answer! What's the question again?
- Happy has five letters. Pizza has five letters. This isn't a coincidence
- Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny
- I love you to pizzas
- Keep calm and love pizza
- Work hard and eat lots of pizza
- Eat the pizza, your cowboy boots and hat will still fit
- Say no to drugs and yes to pizza
- Slice slice baby
- I run so I can eat pizza
- To whomever reads this, I hope pizza happens to you today
- All you need is love...and pizza
- If at first you don't succeed, order pizza
- In pizza we crust
- We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police
- We should celebrate with pizza
- When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore
- Pizza alone won't fill the emptiness of your soul. You'll also need a beer.
- My head says gym but my heart and belly say pizza
- This book is cheesy
- Beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. Small, medium, large, circle, square, thin crust, thick crust, stuffed crust, extra toppings, no toppings.
- 92% of Americans eat pizza. The other 8% cry a lot
- If anyone says you put too much cheese on your pizza, stop talking to them. You don't need that negativity in your life.
- There's always room for improvement, and pizza!
- I choked on a carrot once and I thought, pizza would never do this to me
- I ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really it was just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce and cheese. Fine, it was a pizza. I ate pizza for dinner.
- Square box. Round pizza. Triangle slices. I'm confused.
- The difference between pizza and your opinion is I only asked for a pizza
- Home is where the pizza is
- My relationship status is pizza. I like pizza
- I want someone to look at me the way I look at pizza
- Beach season is right around the corner. Unfortunately, so is a pizza place.
- The best thing you can do to a sad person is give them a hug and invite them for pizza. The pizza always works
