Publisher's Synopsis
Learn to...Lie Like Trump
Color Edition
This hilarious book uses examples of real life situations for how to Lie Like Trump using Trump's most idiotic quotes. This laugh-out-loud funny book is the perfect gift for your Never Trump friends. Pass it around at your next party and watch your friends channel their inner Trump. A section titled Speed Lying encompasses dozens of Trump's most outrages boastful claims. Only the truly pathological liar can repeat them in one breath. Believe me.
Everyday situations and the appropriate lie are now at you fingertips.
For example:
When asked why you don't go to church on Easter or any other religious holiday to celebrate your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ...
Lie Like Trump..."I like people that weren't captured...okay?"
Bonus: Includes a comical flip book, watch his nose grow with each lie and his hair flop around and fly away. Sad.
This is the gift book you've been looking for to add levity and commiserate with your like-minded friends during this dark time in our history or give it anonymously to the simple-minded.
