Publisher's Synopsis
When Jack trades his mom for a can of beans, he once again falls short of his father's expectations. But when those beans grow into an enormous magical beanstalk, he has a chance to redeem himself and take back the case of beer from the fat people who allegedly stole it.
Disclaimer: This story is not for the faint of heart or weak of bladder. Reading it can cause nightmares, cold sweats, and gonorrhea. It might even give you... SHINGLES!