Publisher's Synopsis
LAUGHS GUARANTEED OR YOUR HAMSTER BACK!
Lily Bloom thought her life couldn't get any more chaotic... until she accidentally vacuumed a raccoon. Now, between a clumsy veterinarian, an ex-boyfriend who makes suspiciously romantic grilled cheese sandwiches, and a zoo where the animals seem to be plotting an uprising, she's got her hands full.
From a wedding that should have never happened, to a divorce (complete with shared hamster custody), and a reality show she never signed up for, Lily's life is spiraling into an unpredictable mess-one filled with absurdity, bad decisions, and maybe a little melted cheese.
If you love romance, hilarious disasters, and sentences like "Why is that goat wearing a tuxedo?", then this story is for you. Buckle up for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and possibly illegal pet situations.