Publisher's Synopsis
One man decided to find out-and paid the price in emotional instability, butter-based hallucinations, a lost eyebrow, and a microwave disaster that may have summoned spirits.
Armed with nothing but blind faith in anonymous users with anime avatars, he let Reddit dictate seven straight days of his life-career, relationships, diet, finances, grooming, cooking, even his mental health. The results? Hilarious. Terrifying. Weirdly relatable.
Inside, you'll discover:
The productivity "Life Pro Tip" that almost got him fired by 9:30 AM
Why investing based on r/WallStreetBets left his bank account in shambles (and why karma didn't pay the rent)
How Reddit nearly ruined his relationship over a pizza topping
What happened when he biohacked his brain with buttered coffee and ice water
His attempt to start a side hustle in 24 hours-with Canva, zero followers, and rising panic
The eyebrow incident that still haunts him
A meal so cursed it should be illegal in three countries
The 20 most unhinged pieces of Reddit advice ever posted-ranked by chaos
And the final truth: what happens to your sanity when you crowdsource your life to the internet
It's not just a comedy of errors-it's a brutally honest social experiment.
This isn't a feel-good self-help guide or another "how I found enlightenment" memoir. This is a brutally funny, raw, and surprisingly insightful journey through the bizarre world of internet advice, one reckless day at a time.
If you've ever:
Fallen down a Reddit rabbit hole and questioned reality
Tried a life hack you deeply regretted
Wondered what your life might look like if strangers on the internet called the shots
Then this book is your mirror-and your warning label.
Dare to read it-but maybe don't try it at home.
