Publisher's Synopsis
A life story about a kid turned Marine and the life endured afterward. Whether we admit it openly or not, we all have a mansion-sized closet full of skeletons. As bones are gross, I've decided to release mine. All, but a few anyway. Here is a little back story before we dive into my memories. The year was 1984 and a legend was born. Murphy's Law defined the rest of my childhood. Anything that could go wrong did. Welcome to my world! Have a seat, make yourself a still drink, and put on a helmet, because this will be one hell of a bumpy ride!
