Publisher's Synopsis
In Kindergarten she had the boy with Down Syndrome in her class fill his mouth with water and spit it all over the mean boy for her. In 1st grade she got in trouble for telling her teacher to "just get on with it," in 2nd grade she told her friend that we were poor and the next day came home with a crisp, real $100 bill in her backpack. In 3rd grade she got "engaged" with a real, store bought, gold ring and a written proposal from a boy and took a dead mole in a Ziplock bag to school for show and tell. No, Giana Jane is not your typical grade schooler, not even close. These hilarious stories are true and are guaranteed to make you laugh out loud.
